Two hundred and fifty words.
Two hundred and fifty words in which I can tell you fine people out there on the World Wide Website how you may spot a non-gamer within the general populous. A hard task, I hear you say? Not so. For you see, there are five sure fire ways you can tell if a person you pass in the street is a non-gamer. Five easy ways, and only one way to tell you about them. That’s right lady (I’m sure there is at least one of you) and gentlemen, this is the Top 5 Ways to Spot a Non-Gamer:
‘Playing online’ means visiting porn sites.
They aren’t throwing a tennis ball at a small animal in an attempt to ‘catch them all’…
Direct sunlight does not cause them to hiss and slink away into a dark alley.
They don’t huddle around the local gaming retailer trying to discreetly download the latest Pokemon giveaway…and neither do I. Shut up man.
They’re not YOU!